1) Stinkbugs. Why in the name of all that's holy is there a kind of bug that releases an incredibly foul odor when you crush it? And why does it like to eat clothing?
2) Why is it that, although I have recently dropped from a size 16 pants to a size 12, the size 16 ones are not falling off of me? Is someone messing with the size thing to make me feel better?
3) Just when do young dogs stop eating the husband's sweatshirts?
